July 20, 2013

Conversations uncensered


Here are some conversations we had while we went to visit Grandma~!

Grandma asked my three kids while driving to the grocery store
"What should we have for dinner?"

They all three, at the same time say, "Chinese food!!!"

 She laughs and clarifies, "No something we can make for dinner."

Tanner says, "oh!  I don't care as long as its something with.... steak.....potatoes.....and gravy!"

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Tanner was rubbing on Grandmas back:  Grandma, your shirt feels like a ruffles potato chip!
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Katie couldn't get Matthew out of bed so we could go to Lawton. 

Katie- Tanner, go fart in Matthews face!  That will get him up!

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Tanner was hollering at his phone while he was playing a game.  (Apparently he was playing the new app he had just downloaded... farkle) 

Me:  Tanner what are you doing!?
 
Tanner:  I'm Farkling all over the place!!
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Matthew - This coffee taste like BUTT!

Tanner takes a sip

Tanner - your right Matthew this coffee DOES taste like butt!