Thunder Season Is Not Good for My Anxiety

I have come to the conclusion that I am not emotionally equipped to be a sports fan.

People think watching a basketball game is relaxing. Those people have clearly never spent three hours pacing their living room while their team is down by 18 points with six minutes left in the fourth quarter.

I don’t watch Thunder games.

At least that’s what I tell myself.

What I actually do is sit in another room pretending I’m not watching the game while constantly checking my phone every thirty-seven seconds.

“How are they doing?”

“Who’s ahead?”

“How much time is left?”

“Why did I look?”

My husband will be sitting in the living room watching the game while I’m wandering around the house like a nervous hostage negotiator.

Sometimes I’ll turn the TV on. Then the other team immediately goes on an 8-0 run.

Obviously that’s my fault. 

So I turn it off.

Then the Thunder score six straight points.

You’re welcome, Oklahoma City.

By playoff season, my anxiety reaches levels that should probably require medical supervision.

Every possession feels life-changing. Every missed free throw feels personal.

Every review by the referees takes approximately seventeen years off my life expectancy.

And don’t even get me started on Game 7.

Game 7 isn’t a basketball game.

Game 7 is a three-hour cardiac stress test disguised as entertainment.

The players look calm.

The coaches look focused.

Meanwhile, I’m over here stress-eating snacks I wasn’t even hungry for and considering whether I should just go to bed and find out the score tomorrow.

I never do.

Because what if they win? Then I miss it.

What if they lose? Then I have to suffer through it in real time with everyone else.

It’s a lose-lose situation.

The worst part is that I know this happens every single year. Every year I tell myself I’m going to be more relaxed. I’m going to enjoy the game. I’m going to remember it’s just basketball.

Then tip-off happens and suddenly I’m one bad possession away from updating my will.

The funny thing is, if the Thunder actually win the championship, I’ll celebrate like I contributed. As if Coach called me personally and said, “Raven, we couldn’t have done this without your pacing, nervous snacking, and refusal to watch the fourth quarter.”

So tonight I’ll be doing what I always do.

Pretending I’m not watching.

Checking the score every thirty-seven seconds.

Blaming myself for every turnover.

Taking credit for every comeback.

And reminding myself that sports are supposed to be fun.

At least that’s what I’ve heard.

Why My Husbands Pants are Full of Holes!

We’ve been looking at floor plans for our new house, and my husband Dennis and I are currently locked in a battle over 200 square feet. Honestly, my nerves are completely fried over it.

To him, it’s just a spare bedroom and a slightly larger pantry. To me, it’s the difference between a peaceful retirement and total domestic chaos. We have 12—yes, twelve—active grandkids who love to sleep over. I desperately need a dedicated zone where they can play, watch TV, and crash without turning the entire house into a toy-filled obstacle course.

Beyond that, I need a craft room. Being retired, having a space for my hobbies isn't a luxury; it’s a survival tactic. Right now, every time Dennis asks me to patch a hole in his pants, I have to drag my heavy sewing machine out of hiding, hook it all up, and commandeer a table. The result? His pants stay drafty a whole lot longer than they should. If the man wants intact trousers, I need a dedicated room for my sewing!

I’m so tired of cramming two completely different needs into one tiny space, or squeezing my craft supplies into a room the size of a broom closet. And let’s be real from a financial standpoint: an extra bedroom makes future resale an absolute breeze.

I agree that we shouldn't spend a fortune more than what we got for our last house, but surely 200 square feet is a small price to pay to save my sanity—and Dennis's wardrobe. I just want this settled so I can finally stop stressing and start packing, planning.

When Electronics Sabotage Your Budget

We will call her Leafy Logi

Just when I decided to buckle down and embrace my frugal era, the universe decided it was the perfect time for my computer mouse to bite the dust. It is incredibly frustrating having to shell out hard-earned cash just to replace something that I already owned, simply because it decided to stop doing its one job. It isn't even about the price tag—it is the sheer principle of wanting my electronics to survive longer than a fruit fly. I genuinely considered just toughing it out with the laptop trackpad, but it took exactly five minutes of chaotic navigation to realize my entire life revolves around a functioning scroll wheel. So, after reluctantly parting with twenty dollars, I am back in business with a brand new clicker, and honestly, the only thing keeping me from holding a grudge against the tech gods is that this replacement happens to look incredibly cute on my desk.

Still Away.....

17 and No Worries!

There’s something oddly magical about being outside by the pool, stretched out under a few shady trees, pretending you’ve got your life together. The air feels lighter, the sun hits just right, and suddenly even doing absolutely nothing starts to feel like an accomplishment.

Then the music comes on.

And that’s when things really take a turn.

One minute, I’m peacefully soaking up some rays. The next, a song from my teenage years starts playing, and I’m emotionally transported back to a time when my biggest problem was whether my crush liked me or if my hair looked flat. It’s amazing how fast a few notes can bring all those feelings rushing back—dramatic, awkward, slightly overconfident feelings.

Of course, memory has a funny way of editing things. In my mind, my teenage years were a beautiful coming-of-age montage. In reality, they were probably more of a low-budget comedy with bad decisions, questionable outfits, and a soundtrack that was doing a lot of heavy lifting.

Still, there’s something great about those poolside moments. The music, the sunshine, the trees swaying overhead—it all creates this perfect little escape. For a while, you’re not thinking about emails, errands, or the fact that you forgot to reapply sunscreen an hour ago. You’re just there, caught between the present and a playlist full of emotional time travel.

The Reality of owning a Business

People love to romanticize small business ownership as if it’s some magical lifestyle where you sip coffee, answer one email, and then spend the rest of the day doing whatever you please. That fantasy must be nice. It just has very little to do with reality.

Running a daycare center was not a flexible little side adventure. It was a full-scale operational circus with regulations, staffing issues, safety concerns, parent communication, scheduling chaos, and a building that seemed to wait for the worst possible moment to have a problem. My business was open 70 hours a week, and somehow people still assumed that because I was the owner, I had more freedom than everyone else. In truth, I had less.

When you own a business, especially one involving children, you are not “setting your own hours” in the way people imagine. You are setting your life on fire and then trying to manage the flames with a clipboard. The state required my physical presence for at least 30 hours a week, and they could show up whenever they wanted.... which meant I couldn’t just pop in when convenient and vanish when I felt like it. I had to be there. Constantly. Reliably. Legally.

And that was only one piece of it. There were parent conferences to schedule, staff issues to handle, emergencies in the building to solve, and summer planning that involved creating more than 60 straight days of activities to keep children engaged, safe, and happy. That alone could drain a person’s soul. Coming up with one fun activity is easy. Coming up with 2.5 months’ worth while managing everything else is a level of exhaustion people do not appreciate nearly enough.

Then there were the weekends, which were supposedly my time off. In theory, lovely. In reality, they were often interrupted by Sunday morning calls from staff members calling out sick, forcing me to find coverage at the last minute or negotiate with a teenager who suddenly discovered they had other plans. Nothing says “restful weekend” quite like solving a staffing crisis before you’ve finished your first cup of coffee on your day off.

What made it worse was the assumption from other people that I should be available for whatever they needed, whenever they needed it, because I “owned my own business.” As if that meant I was sitting around with endless free time, waiting to be summoned. Apparently, some people hear “business owner” and picture “woman of leisure.” No. I was working six, often seven, days a week, carrying the weight of an entire operation on my back, and being treated as though my schedule was the easiest one in the room.

That misunderstanding gets old fast. Owning a business does not mean you are free. It often means your responsibilities follow you everywhere. You are the backup plan, the crisis manager, the decision-maker, and the person who gets blamed when things go sideways. It can be rewarding, yes. But it is also relentless, and people who have never done it often underestimate the physical, emotional, and mental load.

So yes, I am absolutely thrilled to have that chapter behind me. I am 61 years old, I have common sense, a life of my own, and boundaries that were hard-earned. I do not miss the constant pressure, the endless interruptions, or the myth that I was somehow more available because I was self-employed. If anything, retirement gave me back something business ownership never did: actual control over my time.

And honestly, my only regret is simple. I should have retired sooner.