The Shit I dream about!

I dream some jacked up dreams! I dont' know if I am eating too late or if my sub conscious is on drugs, but if my dreams do have meanings... even Freud wouldn't know what they meant!
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I had a dream that while I was going to get something out of my car, I noticed a Zombie in our garage.  I quickly closed and locked the door and then told Dennis:

me:  There's a zombie in the garage.

Dennis:  What?!?  Ewww!  How did he get in?

me: Yeah eww!  I have no idea.  I didn't send him an invitation!

He does nothing.

me:  Well, you are going to have to get it out of there, the kids will be home soon.

Dennis:  I don't want to.  They freak me out!

me:  Well he can't just hang out there!  They eat the rubber off my tires!   Didn't you have the house sprayed?  Maybe he will groom himself and die somewhere!

Dennis: ugh!  We'res the zombie spray and rubber gloves!?
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Speaking of Dreams....


I dreamt I found the head of one of my friends in my purse.  I have no idea how or why I was carrying it around like a wallet, but obviously I didn't want to lose it!

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I dreamt that I was watching kids in my home again, and I could not get one of the little toddlers to go to sleep... while I turned away to check on another kid, this toddler went and laid down on the top rack of my dishwasher in a plastic cup. WTF?!?!

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