Matthew: Mom! You know how famous people come to Aspen to hang out and stuff??? I just saw your favorite actress! You know! The one that has a daughter that's an actress too!
Me: Who?
Matthew: I don't remember her name.
Me: How should I know if I should be excited or not???
So he sends me a picture but it doesn't download. We talk some more about what he's doing while on vacation then we hang up.
He calls back 10 minutes later.
Matthew: Mom! I'm in an Art gallery... and the art here is amazing! Remember how you told me you would buy me a picture for my entry way wall? Well..... I found one. Its the most beautiful painting I've ever seen!
Meanwhile, the picture he sent me earlier finally loads and it's freaking Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson!!
Me: OMG! You saw Goldie Hawn and Katie Hudson on the street!?!
Matthew: Yeah, I walked right by them. I wanted to go back but I left them to live their life. Anyway...... It's Only $65,000.00! Can you Venmo me some money?
Me: 😕 what?
Matthew: For the picture I found in the art gallery!
Me: 🤣 You gonna use the $25.00 I send you on Venmo, to put that thing on layaway?!?! Silly boy! Get your ass out of that store and shop somewhere that's more your speed!
We hang up and I go about my day. Phone rings again and it's Matthew.
Matthew: Hey mom. I'm at a thrift store....
