Get Into the Christmas Spirit

I asked Dennis how to spell a word and he looked at me like I lost my mind, and since he had no idea how to spell it, ( and probably doesn't even know what it means ) he said.... Use a different word!

Rated R conversation with my husband….

Dennis left to go out with some buddies and forgot his phone… so he called me from his friend‘s phone and told me they were going to the casino after they ate.

Dennis: (teasing me) don’t wait up!   (It was 5 in the evening…the man goes to bed at 8!) 

Me: yeah… well you just be sure to call me befor you head this way.

Dennis: why? 

Me: So I can send my boyfriend home… duh! 😜

Later… phone rings

Dennis:  we’re on our way home. 

Me:  Well shit!  We ain’t done yet!

Dennis: Hell… I would have been done an hour ago!!

Raven:  And that’s why I got a boyfriend!

I’m not forgetful!!

Omg I just realized why I don’t inform  people until the last minute about things going on…. I don’t think about it cause it’s not my nature to be gossiping!  This is mind blowing to me. 

Wakely came and stayed with us over the weekend and said her nose was running off her face! LOL