Dennis turns the freaking channel just as I sit down to watch TV.    he does this all the time and all weekend he has pretty much had control of the TV.  But this time, I give him the stink eye
Dennis:  "What?"
Me:  "Hey!  I was watching that!"
Dennis:  "Yah.. 'Was".   I was just flipping through channels waiting for my show to come back on."
Me:  "You always do that!  You can't control all the TV's in the house."
Dennis:  "Yes I can!  This is my castle."
*Insert another stink eye here*
Me:  "It's not just YOUR castle....."
Dennis:  "But I am the King!"
Me:  "Well, I am the Queen."
Dennis:  "Exactly!  You come in second to the King!"