Dennis turns the freaking channel just as I sit down to watch TV. he does this all the time and all weekend he has pretty much had control of the TV. But this time, I give him the stink eye
Dennis: "What?"
Me: "Hey! I was watching that!"
Dennis: "Yah.. 'Was". I was just flipping through channels waiting for my show to come back on."
Me: "You always do that! You can't control all the TV's in the house."
Dennis: "Yes I can! This is my castle."
*Insert another stink eye here*
Me: "It's not just YOUR castle....."
Dennis: "But I am the King!"
Me: "Well, I am the Queen."
Dennis: "Exactly! You come in second to the King!"