Words to live by

The workforce—a carnival we all bought tickets to but didn’t exactly plan on attending. Whether you’re reigning at the top of the corporate food chain or hanging tentatively from the lowest branch, the vibe often feels oddly similar. And yet, here we all are, punching clocks and perfecting our “active listening” faces in meetings like wandering flocks of geese unsure if it's fall or spring.

Now, don’t get me wrong—it’s a little soul-crushing to see employees feeling unappreciated. But, dare I add an unexpected plot twist? It’s just as heart-wrenching when you’re the boss and feel like wallpaper in your own office. Picture this—you hire people, dole out a paycheck, and offer training for jobs that don’t exactly require a Ph.D. You know, positions that mostly rely on common sense and a pulse. Essentially, I deliver two things—experience and a paycheck. Yet, some folks make it clear they’d rather not need either.

Look, I get it—ambition calls, and the grass is always greener on literally any lawn other than the one you're mowing. But here’s the kicker—those of us cutting the payroll checks? We're fully aware that this might not be your “forever job.” Still, it might do a soul some good to occasionally say, “Hey, thanks for helping me keep the lights on while I chase my dreams.” Instead, I hear things like, “Man, I hope I’m not stuck here in two years.” Same, Thelma! Same! I, too, hope my next hire knows how to tell a Phillips head from a flathead screwdriver without a 10-minute staring contest.

Here’s the thing—if the fit isn’t right on my side, I will absolutely make the call and find someone else. Cruel? Maybe. Necessary? Absolutely. At the end of the day, it’s not personal—it’s just business. You know, the kind of business paying to keep the air-conditioning running both at my office and at the apartment where your plants are thriving.

Here’s my two cents (and that’s after taxes):Take a moment to appreciate the stepping stones beneath your feet. Even if your boss isn’t your favorite Marvel character, remember the paycheck and experience they’re offering. Work is tough, yes—but mutual respect can go a long way. And who knows? Maybe we’ll all make something meaningful out of it yet. Like keeping your first born alive! Or, at the very least, fewer passive-aggressive watercooler comments!