December 4, 2019

Matthew's pick up lines


1 - Did you sit on some sugar, cause you have a sweet AZZZZZ
2 - I forgot my library card, but can I check you out?
3 - I hurt my knee falling for you.
4 - If you were a tropical fruit you would be a fine-apple
5 - Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
6 - Does your left eye hurt cause you been looking right all day
7 - Your body is 65 % water and I'm thirsty
8 - Do you work at starbucks cause I like you a latte
9 - Are you a banana? Cause I find you a-peeling
P.S. He also said if you use any of these you will be single for LIFE!