Closed Eyelids

I have no thoughts and nothing holds my interest on TV!  What is my life coming to?!?  Usually I have tons of pure crap to blog about, and I always have something to watch on DVR... but now my mind is mush and this season has crappy shows!  Bed sound so good at 7....   that by 8 I am in bed, and asleep by 9.  How can I watch anything through closed eyelids?  Wisdom I should have sought from my dad, WHO, by the way, could always seem to watch westerns through his eyelids!