Maybe I’m showing my age, but whatever happened to excusing yourself to fix a wedgie?
People used to slip into a restroom or at least wait until nobody was looking.
Now?
They’ll stop right in the middle of Walmart, Apparently that’s the perfect time to perform what looks like an emergency excavation and grab a handful of pants, and perform a full-scale recovery operation without the slightest bit of embarrassment.
The rest of us are left staring at a box of cereal, pretending we didn’t just witness it.
I don’t know when public wedgie removal became socially acceptable, but apparently I missed the meeting.
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