Keep that shit in your pants! JEAS US!

How many kids does it take to realize you are NOT parent material?  I mean if you don't want to send money, or help raise them, and you in no way want to see them or call them ... why bother?  Just keep that shit in your pants!  I am telling you what!  Life is short, but not if you are behind $54,000 times 5!  Then it isn't short enough! cause you will be broke or running from child support your whole life and you will be to tired for your life to be too long!   Take out a big old life insurance policy and name every child you have on it.  Then at least when you do die from all that running.... they can get something good from you.