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| This mess spells depression! The Sales lady will love me! |
So... I bit the bullet today and finally went swim suit shopping! Only took me 5 years! And let me just say, that was the most depressing 3 hours of my life! My friend Tracy went with me and I swear she brought me every swimsuit they had... every color.... every style... and none of them made me look even near 18 again. or 21, or 34, or 46... or.... well you get the point! UGH!
What happened to the fun time of buying that perfect suit with your friends, the one that hugged you in the right places and showed off what little you had. And the fact that you wanted the boys to see you in it. Laying out with your friends at a public pool or a lake! NOW, I am looking for a swimsuit that not only sucks in, lifts up, divides, conquers, trims, molds, squashes, separates, reshapes and defines, but also one that will look good completely covered up with a large Sarong wrapped around my entire body! And we PAY for this?!?!
If I wasn't going to the Atlantic Ocean in a couple of weeks... I would not have bought one!
Life is unfair and who needs it!!! Why must women trade in their perfect little OP bodies when they have kids?!?! Oh who am I kidding... I got this figure from my love of chocolate ice cream! Well... here's to Special K for breakfast, lunch and dinner the next couple of weeks!!!
We are dog sitting for some friends. She is such a cute and sweet little Yorkie. She has been no problem at all. We could tell she was missing her mommy and daddy that first day... so Dennis started talking to her like he does our dogs. But you can't call us mommy and daddy... so he started referring to himself as Uncle Dennis. 
