Dennis left to go out with some buddies and forgot his phone… so he called me from his friend‘s phone and told me they were going to the casino after they ate.
Dennis: (teasing me) don’t wait up! (It was 5 in the evening…the man goes to bed at 8!)
Me: yeah… well you just be sure to call me befor you head this way.
Dennis: why?
Me: So I can send my boyfriend home… duh! 😜
Later… phone rings
Dennis: we’re on our way home.
Me: Well shit! We ain’t done yet!
Dennis: Hell… I would have been done an hour ago!!
Raven: And that’s why I got a boyfriend!