Where You Heading?

I would love to see a road map of my life... I imagine it looks like a jumbled mess... like Dallas or Houston ... lol.  All roads lead to Rome, or so they say... I’m just glad I’m not where I started.  Some people are not so lucky.  They make the same choices and don't understand why they end up in the exact same places not getting any further to the place they need to be.  I have learned to appreciate scenic routes... and coming to the conclusion that short cuts are not always the best roads to travel.

Photo by Dennis Carter

Keep that shit in your pants! JEAS US!

How many kids does it take to realize you are NOT parent material?  I mean if you don't want to send money, or help raise them, and you in no way want to see them or call them ... why bother?  Just keep that shit in your pants!  I am telling you what!  Life is short, but not if you are behind $54,000 times 5!  Then it isn't short enough! cause you will be broke or running from child support your whole life and you will be to tired for your life to be too long!   Take out a big old life insurance policy and name every child you have on it.  Then at least when you do die from all that running.... they can get something good from you.

Grow up and get a job

My two cents: live your life, man! Don't let others live it for you, or tell you how to live it! It's your gift from God and even if you believe in reincarnation, this life... the one your living now.. is it! Your next life will have its own set of issues! Don't worry about what your friends are doing... or where they are going... or how much money they spend! Even if it appears their life is perfect, it isn't. Everyone has something going on. Don't get caught up in other people's drama looking for excitement. Get busy bettering your own life. There's no crying in baseball and no do overs with your life! No second chances! So be nice! Be forgiving! Live and let live!

I"m not digging this

I have reached the great part of my life where I turn into an inferno!  I swear you could cook a s'more on me!  As if the wrinkles on my face wasn't enough to remind me that I am now on the down slop of life, me turning into a furnish makes me think that I'm slipping into HELL.

I never really know how to dress... It's summer time so it makes it easier, but still, running around naked for 5 minute intervals is severely frowned upon.  Winter about killed me.  I love to dress in layers and I have the stripping down to an art!

Meanwhile, I am on some hormone replacements to hopefully keep my attitude in check.  And this can last how long????  10 years!!!!???

Christmas Meal

Mine and Matthews conversation just now...over text...

Me: we're have steak,potatos, salad and greens for Christmas dinner. 

Matthew:  Steak!  Yum!!!

Me: Oh and a birthday cake.

Matthew. For who?

Me: Jesus!!!  duh!  Christmas is Jesus birthday!!!! 

Matthew: 😳

Me: You're going to hell!