Temperature Blanket Coming Soon

I've been on a creative journey for the past 7 months, tackling a badass project called the temperature blanket. Originally, my daughter was going to join in the madness and do one too, but with 7 little rascals running around, she fell behind. So now, it's just me trudging along, crocheting away at this monstrous blanket.

Now, let me give you some context here. I haven't always been the best at finishing what I start, and even my husband had his doubts about this one. But guess what? We're entering the 8th month and I haven't fallen behind, not even ONCE... but that leaves me with 5 months left to screw it up so lets not jinx it!

My husband and I have even turned this project into a topic of conversation every evening.  We talk about the temperature and he tries to predict what color I'll use for that day or the week, before I do the math.  

But let me tell you... it's not your average cozy throw.  This blanket is ginormous. I was an overachiever back in january when I started this thing!  I mean, once it's finished, it's going to be big enough to cover my king size bed. 

It's time to make communication great again!

My daughter, bless her heart, never answers her phone. She gives excuse after excuse about it too.  She's too busy or it didn't ring or she's playing hide and seek with it and can't locate it.  But here's the thing.... What if I was dying!?   I mean... I'm not a spring chicken anymore... what if my life depends on her answering the phone or I'm literally bleeding out?  I could be having an allergic reaction to something or a brain freeze while eating ice-cream.. I don't know... but damn... if the phones making that noise... how can you just ignore it?  Regardless, what's the point of having a cell phone if you don't at least KNOW where your phone is when it's ringing?? 

Remembering the good ol' days when having a house phone meant you could get an answer.  Even if it was a kid or someone out of breath.  Hell, we use to fight to the death to be the one that answered the phone... and THEN were disappointed if it wasn't for us!  Now people hit ignore!  And back in the day... if you called and it rang with no answer, that meant noone was home to answer it. AND because we didn't want to miss a call we got a cell phone, but NOW people aren't answering anywhere!  It's a vicious cycle and downright maddening!! I say we bring back the good ol' reliable house phone! 

I'm getting my Ass Kicked

When menopause crashed my party called life, my eyebrows were all like, "Hell No!!"  and abandoned me, leaving me alone to figure out this wacky rollercoaster ride my entire body is on! Everyone knows about the hot flashes but that's not all.  It gets better!  Besides the milk cartons with a picture of my missing eyebrows on them...my hair has ditched its ability to hold a curl and its color is having a serious identity crisis. Some parts decide to grow in gray, others in brown, and some simply refuses to grow at all. And don't even get me started on my skin - not only does it feel as dry as the desert, but it's sporting a whole new texture too. As if that isn't enough, my bladder has declared an all-out war on me, robbing me of a peaceful night's sleep. Oh, and let's not forget about those rebellious hormones, staging a full-scale revolt. But hey, guess who's here to stay, partying it up? Yep, those stubborn fat cells!!  They are hanging around forever and pissing me off!

The Mysteries of Life After Death: Reunion or Oblivion?

Have you ever wondered what happens after we pass away? The age-old question of the afterlife has plagued countless minds, including my own. Some believe in a heavenly realm where we are reunited with our loved ones. But here's the thing - if that's the case, why can't we remember anything before our birth?

Think about it: when we undergo surgery and are put to sleep, we don't wake up recalling the actual moment of slumber, just the moments before and after. Could death be similar? Do we simply slip into an eternal slumber where consciousness fades away? Or is there a chance that we awaken in a magnificent kingdom, with golden streets and the sweet melody of music filling the air, to find our loved ones waiting for us?

I don't claim to know the answer, and I doubt anyone truly does. Perhaps it's human nature to hold on to hope, to believe that the end is not the end. Losing someone dear to us is painful, and hoping for a reunion in the afterlife seems to soften that blow. But when a wife passes away after her husband, are they truly reunited or do they both disappear into the unknown?

These questions may continue to linger, as the mysteries of the afterlife remain elusive. Ultimately, what lies beyond this mortal realm is a mystery that may never fully be unveiled.

The Impact of Excessive Phone Use on Parenting: Balancing Technology and Family

 In today's digital age, it's no secret that our phones play a significant role in our lives, even as parents. We often find ourselves engrossed in our screens, with little ones running around. But let's pause for a moment and reflect: are we truly aware of the consequences?

Gone are the days of simple phone calls; now, our smartphones offer us a world of entertainment, connectivity, and information. We can play games, stream movies, capture precious moments, immerse ourselves in different cultures, and stay connected with friends and loved ones - the possibilities are endless. But have we stopped to consider the price we pay for these privileges?

Join me as we dive into the impact of excessive phone use on parenting. Discover the challenges modern parents face, explore the potential risks, and uncover ways to strike a healthy balance between technology and family. It's time to regain control and ensure that our phone usage doesn't compromise our role as caregivers.

Don't miss out on this eye-opening discussion that will resonate with every parent navigating the digital landscape. Let's reclaim our presence, our attention, and ultimately, our connection with our children.