Some BS

Let’s talk about Google Review's!  This is why I’m going to start a podcast!  The absolute unfairness of google reviews!

Joanie’s mad

I had an argument with my granddaughter today at school so I called her this evening to see how she was....

Me:  hi Joanie it’s Lolly

~Crickets~

Me:  are you still mad at me?

Joanie : yeah

Me: why are you still mad at me?

Joanie:  because I’m still mad at you.

She’s using her female  logic already  at age 8???! 16 might be a problem for her parents!  After we got off the phone she told Katie... I wanna see my Lolly!

We’ve made up!

Originally posted August 22, 2018

Why you so nasty?

Listen up, folks! There's a fine line between being bougie and taking care of yourself. Now, before you start labeling me as bougie, let me set the record straight. I'm perfectly content lounging around in sweatshirts and pajama bottoms, throwing my hair up, and rocking the same T-shirt for days on end. Some people might confuse my self-care with being bougie, but I think they're just mixing up bougie with having some self-respect. I mean, have you seen the state of fashion these days? People are stepping out in mismatched outfits, wearing clothes that are so last season, or looking like they just rolled out of bed. Me? I take pride in how I present myself to the world. So, if that makes me bougie, then I've gotta ask: Why you so nasty?

Matthew's Walks by Goldie Hawn

My son calls me today while he is vacationing in Colorado.  

Matthew: Mom!  You know how famous people come to Aspen to hang out and stuff???  I just saw your favorite actress!  You know!  The one that has a daughter that's an actress too!

Me: Who?

Matthew: I don't remember her name.

Me:  How should I know if I should be excited or not???

 

So he sends me a picture but it doesn't download.  We talk some more about what he's doing while on vacation then we hang up. 

He calls back 10 minutes later.

Matthew: Mom!  I'm in an Art gallery... and the art here is amazing!  Remember how you told me you would buy me a picture for my entry way wall?  Well..... I found one.  Its the most beautiful painting I've ever seen!  

Meanwhile, the picture he sent me earlier finally loads and it's freaking Goldie Hawn and Kate Hudson!!

Me:  OMG! You saw Goldie Hawn and Katie Hudson on the street!?!

Matthew: Yeah,  I walked right by them. I wanted to go back but I left them to live their life.  Anyway...... It's Only $65,000.00!  Can you Venmo me some money? 

Me: 😕 what?

Matthew:  For the picture I found in the art gallery!

Me: 🤣 You gonna use the $25.00 I send you on Venmo, to put that thing on layaway?!?!   Silly boy! Get your ass out of that store and shop somewhere that's more your speed! 

We hang up and I go about my day.  Phone rings again and it's Matthew.

Matthew:  Hey mom.  I'm at a thrift store....