January 17, 2025

I’ve got my sassy pants on. Watch out world!

The fires in California have me spiraling, and I don’t even live there. I’m states away, in a completely different climate and time zone, with no connection to anyone in California—yet I’ve somehow appointed myself an honorary worrier-in-chief. The houses, the people, the wildlife—I'm stressed for all of it. Every day, I’m glued to the news, scrolling through articles and videos like a wildfire detective. Did you see that video of the woman who put her china in her pool? Genius. Then there was the house that made it through the fires only to be split in half by the landslide.

The first thing I do when I wake up isn’t even hitting the bathroom—nope, my brain jumps straight to, “Did they get the fires out?”

But, oh, don’t get me started—this compassion comes with a side of sass. Like, who’s at the wheel over there, California? I know, I know, politics. But seriously, this beautiful state is drowning in blue policies, wildfires, and more homeless encampments than solutions. Are people voting for real change, or just playing party color bingo? Imagine hiring someone based on, I don’t know, literally anything other than their ability to do the job. Seems wild, right?

Anyway, I’ll just be here in my safe little bubble, equal parts empathetic and exasperated, hoping California catches a break—and maybe a little common sense while they're at it.

January 4, 2025

My Elf is Less Annoying Than Your Elf

While your house was bustling with high-maintenance elves causing chaos and mischief, we had Snoop on a Stoop holding it down in style. He spent most of his time chilling in the same spot, glued to the Martha Stewart cooking channel and vibing to my playlists. Occasionally, he'd get tangled up in the tinsel when a certain ornament—Betty Boop—caught his attention. (What can I say? She offered him a snack. Who could resist that?)
Snoop always had this big grin on his face, radiating a warm, laid-back charm... and, well, a lit blunt which probably played a part in that. (Mystery solved!) Christmas was a vibe this year. When I asked if he’d be back next year, he didn’t miss a beat and said, “Fo shizzle, my nizzle!



December 28, 2024

We Listen and We don't judge

Sometimes, scrolling through Facebook feels like wandering into a room full of plot twists you didn’t see coming. You start thinking, “Wow, there are a lot more idiots in the world then I originally thought.

December 23, 2024

A Gift Should Stay

As someone that had a degree in child development I want to do a PSA announcement on behalf of the kids of divorced parents/grandparents. 

A gift is generally considered a symbol of love, but if you buy a gift for a kid but it has to stay at your house, it’s not a gift. (And you should be ashamed off your self.) This impacts self-esteem making them feel like they are not deserving of the new things and can give them anxiety about future gift-giving situations. If you gift it… they can take it home.  Period!

This happens to several kids this time of year and it’s long lasting!

It happened to one of my kids and I saw the repercussions of it for years!  

Don’t be a jerk!