Let's Be Real!

People often throw around the phrase, "Have a good day," but let's be real... I need you to tell me to have a productive day! Because, you know, there's a huge difference!

 For me, a good day involves binge-watching Netflix, soaking up the sun while taking a dip in the pool, hitting up Hobby Lobby for some retail therapy, and then enjoying a delicious dinner courtesy of Postmates. 

But a productive day? That's all about keeping my job, my friend! 

It's a whole different ballgame!

Some BS

Let’s talk about Google Review's!  This is why I’m going to start a podcast!  The absolute unfairness of google reviews!

Joanie’s mad

I had an argument with my granddaughter today at school so I called her this evening to see how she was....

Me:  hi Joanie it’s Lolly

~Crickets~

Me:  are you still mad at me?

Joanie : yeah

Me: why are you still mad at me?

Joanie:  because I’m still mad at you.

She’s using her female  logic already  at age 8???! 16 might be a problem for her parents!  After we got off the phone she told Katie... I wanna see my Lolly!

We’ve made up!

Originally posted August 22, 2018

Why you so nasty?

Listen up, folks! There's a fine line between being bougie and taking care of yourself. Now, before you start labeling me as bougie, let me set the record straight. I'm perfectly content lounging around in sweatshirts and pajama bottoms, throwing my hair up, and rocking the same T-shirt for days on end. Some people might confuse my self-care with being bougie, but I think they're just mixing up bougie with having some self-respect. I mean, have you seen the state of fashion these days? People are stepping out in mismatched outfits, wearing clothes that are so last season, or looking like they just rolled out of bed. Me? I take pride in how I present myself to the world. So, if that makes me bougie, then I've gotta ask: Why you so nasty?