Why does my hair get to the same length and then just quit growing? I always wanted long, luxurious hair... "CHER HAIR"! Yes I was the girl that wore the slip on her head and flipped my head back while I sang into a brush singing, "I got you babe!"..... But it gets just past the shoulders and then stops. As in DOES NOT GROW!!!
And it isn't as if I haven't tried everything to get it to grow. I have taken vitamins, put eggs and mayo in it, used horse shampoo and conditioner. I have bathed it with Beer! I have permed it... NOT permed it. NOT blow dried. Not curled it and.... even slept on a silk pillow case.
I have wore it up tight in a pony tail. Something about pulling it out from the scalp, and I have stopped wearing it up tight in a pony tail ... something about causing it to split.
I have kept it trimmed. Massaged my scalp. I even tried pulling it like those dolls with the button in their stomach. You know the one! (That will tell your age).
Maybe my next life I will have long hair. Maybe I will be like Rapunzel! Okay I dont' want to go overboard.... I would end up looking like big foot... or worst, coming back as a big foot!
Maybe I will just count my blessings and go buy extensions!
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