Evelyn the Magnificent

 This one is THE one. In this picture she is demanding my attention.

She is not graceful with her request yet, as you can tell.

She's the ONE you have to know where she is at all times. Then you have to check to be sure she is still there. It's its quiet... you're too late. Just pack your bags and go home. You have failed!

She is the one that can be in two places at the same time. She moves faster then a ninja and can draw in a black permanent marker faster then you can whistle. She is petite, but her voice is big. She hasn't learned personal space yet and there is no time for long hugs. She's too busy!

If you have food... she has food. If you have gum, you need to share it with her. If she finds a toy she likes. It becomes hers for the duration. Don't touch it. EVER! If you tell her to sit, she does for a second... then you are looking for her again.

She will always have a purse, play phone and a lovey nearby. And if you even look at it like you are going to touch it, you will recoil in fear before she is done with you.

Our Evvee is an awesome kid. You just have to be one step ahead of her or you are left in the dust!