Welcome to my cozy little Blog—a place where I unapologetically untangle my thoughts, parade my so-called wisdom, and occasionally drop nuggets of information you didn’t ask for. Insightful musings? Random ramblings? I’ll write, you decide.
December 4, 2019
Matthew's pick up lines
1 - Did you sit on some sugar, cause you have a sweet AZZZZZ
2 - I forgot my library card, but can I check you out?
3 - I hurt my knee falling for you.
4 - If you were a tropical fruit you would be a fine-apple
5 - Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
6 - Does your left eye hurt cause you been looking right all day
7 - Your body is 65 % water and I'm thirsty
8 - Do you work at starbucks cause I like you a latte
9 - Are you a banana? Cause I find you a-peeling
2 - I forgot my library card, but can I check you out?
3 - I hurt my knee falling for you.
4 - If you were a tropical fruit you would be a fine-apple
5 - Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
6 - Does your left eye hurt cause you been looking right all day
7 - Your body is 65 % water and I'm thirsty
8 - Do you work at starbucks cause I like you a latte
9 - Are you a banana? Cause I find you a-peeling
P.S. He also said if you use any of these you will be single for LIFE!
Table 1 Raven 0
I dropped a table on my foot today at the daycare. It is a very heavy table and it slide right down and smacked me across all my toes as I took it out of the box. ... and I cussed like a banji! Right in the middle of the classroom I was working in. I’m so glad I was the only one in thereš¬ because school agers would all be learning a new vocabulary! Anyway, Dennis showed up like 5 minutes later and worried over my foot for a whole 2 minutes before he called me a dumbass, but he took pity on my crippled ass and finished putting the tables together for me. He is my hero on a daily!
December 1, 2019
A Movie Invitation
As I’m walking up to the movie theatre... I can see the reflection of my grandchildren’s little red tennis shoes, stamping back and forth... as I get closer I realize they are watching me walk up to the door. Their little bodies dance with excitement and they yell out my name while they run to hug me as soon as I open the door. This is a memory I will keep forever.
November 30, 2019
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