Dennis is making benches for the cellar. He and I were discussing the size of the top of the bench.
Raven: Well you gotta make it big enough to be comfortable to sit on.
Dennis: This ain't the ritz!
Raven: Yes, but it has to be bigger then a 4 inch bench!
Dennis: Well how big does it have to be??
He then pulls the tape measure out and starts trying to measure my butt! I quickly moved away from him laughing
Dennis: I will have to go get more wood!