As I was getting ready for work this morning, Dennis was constantly bothering me. It wasn't anything major, just little things that were driving me crazy.
To retreat from the annoyance, I took solace in my amazing earbuds equipped with noise cancellation. I turned on a TV show I had been watching, thinking I could finally have some peace while preparing for the day. Nope! Dennis ignored my daily routine and chose that exact moment to strike up a conversation.
And the worst part? He had absolutely nothing interesting to say.
Today, he decided to show me the difference in water pressure on his side of the sink.
*Sigh*
So, I kept taking my earbuds in and out, trying to hear him out despite his lack of captivating content.
Finally, after many failed attempts, I angrily removed my earbuds and snapped, "WHAT?!?"
Dennis seemed all butt hurt and huffed, "Nevermind!"
I thought I might be in the clear to finish, but then, just a few minutes later, he extended the electric razor towards me, asking me to trim the back of his neck. As soon as I reached out to grab it, he pulled away, saying, "Well, maybe now isn't the best time. I'll wait until you're no longer aggravated with me!"
Smart man.
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