Pouty McPout Face

What is the deal with grown woman who pout.  Let's forget what a weird looking face it is especially on a grown up, but it's going to give you wrinkles!  I think they are use to using this weapon against their husbands.  And it must work because this has quickly become their "Go to" thing to do with others.  I ignore it and wonder how long it will take for them to stop it, and deal with life like a grown person.  I should sell tickets to the show though... cause it's funny to watch them have the realization that it's not working on everyone else  like they wanted it to.  Husbands do us all a favor and teach your wives how to deal with their feelings in a real world setting. She may be queen of your castle, but the kingdom is full of castles. 

My EYE has the Coronavirus

I was walking out of the bathroom today after I got ready to go somewhere and all of a sudden something landed in my eye!  Out of instinct, I blinked and wiped at it.  As I started to rub it trying not to smear my mascara I remembered we are NOT suppose to touch our eyes!  Then ... I suddenly wondered  Oh My gosh!  What if  the coronavirus has landed in my eye!!   I’m gonna die!! 

A Baker's Dozen

People that make excuses are idiots.  Just admit you have no idea what you're doing... you didn't even try, or you don't give a flying shit! lol

Explain how everyone else can do the same thing that your trying to do and it works for everyone else but you yet it's not your fault.  Bitch please.  Learn how to swipe your damn credit card.. It ain't hard!  If you just DO IT!!

Boy... you didn't even try!

The "excuse"  people are a dime a dozen and sometimes you get that extra lazy ass person to throw in the mix to make a Baker's Dozen!  But what really gets me is they honestly think you are buying it.  That you believe what they are saying is gospel.  STOP.  I know your lying.  I'm old... I've been around the block. (And I know how to use my credit card)

The sweetest part is when they try it again in front of you and VIOLA' ... miracles upon miracles it works!!!  Then they have to eat crow... but instead they act like it FINALLY worked!

You aren't fooling anyone.
YOU SIR, ARE AN IDIOT!

I Want My Hour Back!

Weekends are so boring ... why do I look forward to them so much!  This weekend I went had had brunch with Lisa and Katie and then I met Dennis at the soccer fields to watch Sammi in her first soccer game. She was so little on that field and not interested in the slightest.  She got kicked and cried and she got pushed and cried.  It's funny how little kids don't have the hard shells adults have thanks to life!  The wind was bad and the pollen was high and I got dizzy and spent the rest of the day at home with netflix and then today I have don't nothing but change sheets and vacuum one room.  I think my stress level from Friday attacked my system on the sly.  And what is with the time change!  Use too I was cool with it, but I feel like I got cheated out of an hour of my personal time!

Wait... IT DID!

Only a white man would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket and sew it to the bottom of a blanket and have a longer blanket!