Peak... Can this be over then?

They are predicting we will reach “peak” in 4 weeks.... this is when you will start seeing cases close to home, friends, family, self. You need to have nessessary things. YOU and your family needs to be able to stay at home for a month.  

I am putting together a panel of medical professionals from our client base to keep us informed of factual information and that have our centers best interests at heart.  I do not want to close but they feel that it may be inevitable at some point.  Question is when and for how long.  I am a business.  It will be very hard to close and stay closed for a long duration.  So we need to be diligent in personal hygiene  and cleanliness of the classroom.  

There may be a time when you need to only go to work and home..... to try and keep exposure down.  If I have several teachers out then we can’t stay open.  So that is one of my concerns..... having teachers get this and just not able to meet radios.  Things we will start doing on Monday.... Wellness check upon arrival.  Anyone with a fever will not be able to stay.  Anyone that looks like they aren’t feeling good or acts sleepy and coughs a lot or seems to be wheezing... They can not return until they don’t have a fever without medicine for 23 hours and are otherwise symptom free.  Everyone wash their hands upon arrival.  

Make ages 2 and up use a squirt of hand sanitizer about every hour.  Clean toddlers hand after every diaper use as well as before and after they eat.  LOTS OF HAND WASHING.  Have the kids wipe their own noses and clean their hands afterwards, or you be sure and clean your hands after wiping a nose.  Clean door Nobs and spray with disinfectant during a lot of action of opening and closing of the doors.  Especially during pick up and drop off.  Clean surfaces in your classroom often... open all hall doors in the mornings for drop offs and we will be opening all hallway doors at 3 every day so please keep you kids playing and entertained so they aren’t screaming and crying when parents are picking up.  Our supply office will be locked and we will be keeping count of what you get and when.  Use things you need but don’t waste.  There may be a time we can’t replace them.  I am staying i too of this story and educating myself daily so that I can make good decisions.  We will all get through this .....   3/13/20

Pouty McPout Face

What is the deal with grown woman who pout.  Let's forget what a weird looking face it is especially on a grown up, but it's going to give you wrinkles!  I think they are use to using this weapon against their husbands.  And it must work because this has quickly become their "Go to" thing to do with others.  I ignore it and wonder how long it will take for them to stop it, and deal with life like a grown person.  I should sell tickets to the show though... cause it's funny to watch them have the realization that it's not working on everyone else  like they wanted it to.  Husbands do us all a favor and teach your wives how to deal with their feelings in a real world setting. She may be queen of your castle, but the kingdom is full of castles. 

My EYE has the Coronavirus

I was walking out of the bathroom today after I got ready to go somewhere and all of a sudden something landed in my eye!  Out of instinct, I blinked and wiped at it.  As I started to rub it trying not to smear my mascara I remembered we are NOT suppose to touch our eyes!  Then ... I suddenly wondered  Oh My gosh!  What if  the coronavirus has landed in my eye!!   I’m gonna die!! 

A Baker's Dozen

People that make excuses are idiots.  Just admit you have no idea what you're doing... you didn't even try, or you don't give a flying shit! lol

Explain how everyone else can do the same thing that your trying to do and it works for everyone else but you yet it's not your fault.  Bitch please.  Learn how to swipe your damn credit card.. It ain't hard!  If you just DO IT!!

Boy... you didn't even try!

The "excuse"  people are a dime a dozen and sometimes you get that extra lazy ass person to throw in the mix to make a Baker's Dozen!  But what really gets me is they honestly think you are buying it.  That you believe what they are saying is gospel.  STOP.  I know your lying.  I'm old... I've been around the block. (And I know how to use my credit card)

The sweetest part is when they try it again in front of you and VIOLA' ... miracles upon miracles it works!!!  Then they have to eat crow... but instead they act like it FINALLY worked!

You aren't fooling anyone.
YOU SIR, ARE AN IDIOT!

I Want My Hour Back!

Weekends are so boring ... why do I look forward to them so much!  This weekend I went had had brunch with Lisa and Katie and then I met Dennis at the soccer fields to watch Sammi in her first soccer game. She was so little on that field and not interested in the slightest.  She got kicked and cried and she got pushed and cried.  It's funny how little kids don't have the hard shells adults have thanks to life!  The wind was bad and the pollen was high and I got dizzy and spent the rest of the day at home with netflix and then today I have don't nothing but change sheets and vacuum one room.  I think my stress level from Friday attacked my system on the sly.  And what is with the time change!  Use too I was cool with it, but I feel like I got cheated out of an hour of my personal time!

Wait... IT DID!