September 23, 2012

Not a BEACHED WHALE joke

I told Dennis, who has dark circles under his eyes..... that I was really sleeping well .... he told me he knew I was sleeping well because he sleeps with me, and he is NOT sleeping well because I am! 

Since I have lost all this weight, I wake up in some wierd positions!  Before, anytime I wanted to roll over, I would have to walk up to move!  Rolling over a section of my body at a time, because I couldn't left it all at once.  Now, I wake up all kinds of twisted and never wake up during my sleep to move.  And apparently I move alot! 

How to loose wieght?

1.     Get sick.
2.     Stay sick for a really long time.


That will do it for you.