Dennis: I ruined some of your clothes doing laundry.
Me: which ones?
Dennis: all the ones I washed yesterday....Sorry.
(My mind is scrambling trying to remember what clothes I have worn recently)
Dennis: and you know that DVD player that the door wouldn't shut anymore?
Me: yeeeaaahhh?
Dennis: it's broke now too, I tried to fix it.
Me: but the VHS worked that's why I kept it!
Dennis: not any more...
Me: ummm maybe you should call it a day Dennis Carter!!